Lois Lane, Dominatrix?

I try to keep it pretty much G-rated around here, but that has always struck me as a weird cover. "Why is Lois Lane lashing a wooden puppet of Superman?" The answer, pretty obviously, is "Because the CCA wouldn't let her lash Superman himself!"

Craig Yoe has a more interesting take on the matter, which is already making headlines. Caution: R-Rated, but amazing material. I'm completely flabbergasted.